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09 November 2012

For Napoleon Obama: There'll Always Be Saint Helena....


M2RB:  Napoleon XIV






And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!







Barf!  What's the matter?  The "We Are All Socialists Now" cover didn't do enough to kill Newsweek?  Now, you want to trot out Bam as Nap?  LMAO.  

Obama has compared himself to Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Baines Johnson, John F Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln,  Gandhi, JayZ, Nelson Mandela, the Argentine footballer Lionel Andrés Messi, Jesus Christ, Margaret Thatcher, the Miami Heats (sic), Dwight David Eisenhower, Joshua from the Old Testament, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, George H W Bush, San Francisco Giants' Ace Tim Lincecum, and even George W Bush, but he NEVER compared himself to Napoleon.

Good grief!  Can we exile him to Saint Helena?

Listen up, Frum, I am a lot younger than you.  I am not a Republican, especially one of those Progressives "because is it so fun to be progressivy and all that like the more smarter people, ya know." (h/t to the Rich Man's Snooki, Meggie McCain)  I am not a Conservative, especially one of those ridiculous "Compassionate" ones.  I am not even a big Romney person.  I am a libertarian and not the nutter Ron Paul/Alex Jones kind.

But, getting back to the recent election, I live in a deep blue state so my vote doesn't even really count...BUT,

I have been waiting for 4 years to cast my vote against "MrSocial-Justice/When-We-Spread-The-Wealth-Around/At-Some-Point-You've-Made-Enough-Money/Take-The-Pain-Pill/Bumps-In-The-Road/The-Future-Must-Not-Belong-To-Those-Who-Slander-The-Prophet-Mohammed/Allahu-Ahkbar=Workplace-Violence/You-Didn't-Build-That"and I would have crawled over broken glass if I have to in order to do so.  In fact, I couldn't wait!

I voted my lady smarts, not my lady parts!  One would have thought that the Feminist Movement would have been more than reducing women to the sum of their sexual organs.  Thank my Festivus Pole that my mum was the crazy bra burner. 

BTW:  I have absolutely NOTHING against LEGAL IMMIGRATION.  After all, I came to the United States, LEGALLY, and became a naturalised American.  

I had to wait in line and play by the rules to become an American. There are many behind me doing the same thing. Screw playing by the rules.

Let’s start importing illegals from the former Eastern Bloc, Russia, Cuba, and other former Communist countries and tell them that Democrats are just commies/socialists/totalitarians in velvet gloves. Men and women went to prison for just reading Hayek’s Road to Serfdom and Milton Freidman’s Free to Choose was a blockbuster in the Eastern Bloc.

Many former Soviet Countries have flat tax rates, low regulation, encourage start-up, better test scores, and higher freedom indices. The people are much better educated than the people sneaking across the border.

Let’s encourage some illegal immigration that can really help American for a change and won’t be a drain.  Let's slap visas on the diplomas of graduates in the maths, sciences, medicines, computers, technology.  Let them bring over their families; provided, they have the ability to support themselves here.

I don't have anything against Mexicans AT ALL, but we have to understand something on a geopolitical level.  The average salary in China is less than $5000 a year.  We aren't going to be able to beat China manufacturing solar panels.  We need an educated and talented workforce.  Given the choice of Czech mathematician or a Salvadoran fruit picker, I'm going with the Czech.  Sorry, that's just how the Chinese Cookie crumbles.

And, one more thing that should make hearts sing across America in ways that Babs, Bruce, and Madonna can't:

I even happily accept the fact that I will always be a second-class American...since I can never run for President, which makes all of us happy...I am QUITE sure.  I wouldn't want the job and you wouldn't want me to have it.  They don't make axes large enough for what I would need to take to the Federal budget. 

Frummy, you might also take a look at the faces of some of the governors.  You be Paleface.





"They're Coming To Take Me Away"- NAPOLEON XIV

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk


Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind


And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa


You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid


Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad


And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa


I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt


And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats


And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!


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